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I'm JOHNNN KERRRY .... and this ball NEVER hit my head... never... Not Once!... The fact is ... my head hit the ball, and this president is once again misleading the American people. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
Honey, stop... please.... stop.... You're grossing me out... I like a little more nuance. We don't do this in France. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
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Mrs. Heinz Kerry, what do you think of our First Lady, Laura Bush? .... Theresa? ...... Theresa? ... ... ? ? May the power of Christ compel
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Hey guys! How about a picture in my bunny suit?? I'm fast and agile... like a bunny... This suit passes my Global Test for fighting terrorists!. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
Damn it Edwards, you pip squeak, I said not so hard. I just had my French manicure!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
Under President Bush, this sandwich has increased in cost 28%! ... ... It's true... it really is... I can buy the same sandwich in France for half the cost. That's why I'm a man of the people... ... ... Did you know I served in Vietnam? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
Now .... that's what I call a "coalition!!" . . . . . . ... mighty fine... Mighty fine! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
 Ladies and Gentlemen, how about a nice warm welcome for..... .... .... Johnny Massachusetts... the Magic Liberal.... .... Good evening Ladies and gentleman... I just want to begin with a special trick... ... watch closely... ... ... ... As you can see, in my hand lies my vote for the war in Iraq... ... ... ... but watch now as I magically wave my liberal wand... .... ..... ... ... ... Poof! ..... .... ... Now I'm the anti-war candidate!! ... ... (applause... applause....) . . . . |
